CHATTY PATTY, VOL. 29

I have a running list of comments, phrases, and one liners from Madison that I keep in my phone. I started collecting them when she started talking because almost as soon as she said something that had me laughing hysterically, she said something else funny that made me forget it entirely. I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just my wife, Allison, and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of her random comments (click here for more).

Sticking out her tongue...

MADISON:  Do I have any taste bugs?

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MADISON:  Do you know why I run from tomatoes?

ME:  Nope. Why?

MADISON:  Because they can't ketchup!

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MADISON:  Do you know what diarrhea sounds like?

ME:  What?

MADISON:  Ploop. Ploop. Splash.

ME:  Gross.

MADISON:  True story.

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Rubbing her finger all around her mouth...

ME:  What are you doing?

MADISON:  Did you know my teeth go all the way around back here? Interesting stuff.

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After a picnic in the backyard...

MADISON:  Let's play duck, duck, chicken! Forget the goose.

CHATTY PATTY, VOL. 29

May 18, 2017

CHATTY PATTY, VOL. 28

I have a running list of comments, phrases, and one liners from Madison that I keep in my phone. I started collecting them when she started talking because almost as soon as she said something that had me laughing hysterically, she said something else funny that made me forget it entirely. I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just my wife, Allison, and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of her random comments (click here for more).

MADISON:  You know what?

ME:  What?

MADISON:  Everything is better with sugar and candy.

ME:  Yep. Except too much is bad for your teeth.

MADISON:  Wow. Every party has a pooper.

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While eating cotton candy...

MADISON:  Is this fabric? It tastes like fabric.

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MADISON:  What are we having for dinner?

ME:  I don't know.

MADISON:  I'll ask Mama, you know she knows everything.

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Picks up her Buzz Lightyear toy and runs around...

MADISON:  To Bed, Bath, and Beyond!

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MADISON:  You know what my favorite color is?

ME:  Purple.

MADISON:  Nope. Rainbow.

ME:  Rainbow isn't a color though.

MADISON:  Yes, it is. It's ALL the colors.

CHATTY PATTY, VOL. 28

April 5, 2017

CHATTY PATTY, VOL. 27

I have a running list of comments, phrases, and one liners from Madison that I keep in my phone. I started collecting them when she started talking because almost as soon as she said something that had me laughing hysterically, she said something else funny that made me forget it entirely. I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just my wife, Allison, and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of her random comments (click here for more).

MADISON:  Is the coffee table made of coffee?

ME:  No, silly.

MADISON:  So it's really just a little table then. Weird.

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Yelling from the top of the stairs...

MADISON:  Mama! MaaaaaMaaaaa!

ALLISON:  What? What's wrong?

MADISON:  I need to change into something more fashionable.

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MADISON:  Pan of high ninas!

ME:  What are you talking about?

MADISON:  It's a Chatty Patty, just put it in your phone.

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After meeting someone new...

MADISON:  I was a little shy that time.

ALLISON:  It's okay. I get shy, too, sometimes.

MADISON:  Even though you're a mom? Moms aren't shy.

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MADISON:  Can I change into a ball gown?

ME:  Sure.

MADISON:  I have an urge to twirl.

CHATTY PATTY, VOL. 27

March 1, 2017

CHATTY PATTY, VOL. 26

I have a running list of comments, phrases, and one liners from Madison that I keep in my phone. I started collecting them when she started talking because almost as soon as she said something that had me laughing hysterically, she said something else funny that made me forget it entirely. I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just my wife, Allison, and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of her random comments (click here for more).

MADISON:  Mama, I spilled milk on my dress! I need to change.
ALLISON:  How big is the spot?
MADISON:  Huge. The size of a house. It's serious.

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ME:  Why are you putting sequins on my hand?

MADISON:  For decoration.

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While eating dinner...

MADISON:  I'm done eating. Beep.

ME:  Beep?

MADISON:  I am a robot. Beep.

ME:  Really?

MADISON:  Beep.

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Rubbing her finger over her teeth...

MADISON:  I think I have a thousand teeth.

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Singing in the kitchen...

ME:  Bird. Bird. Bird. Bird's the word.

From the other room...

MADISON:  Bird. Bird. Bird. It rhymes with turd.

CHATTY PATTY, VOL. 26

October 19, 2016

CHATTY PATTY, VOL. 25

I have a running list of comments, phrases, and one liners from Madison that I keep in my phone. I started collecting them when she started talking because almost as soon as she said something that had me laughing hysterically, she said something else funny that made me forget it entirely. I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just my wife, Allison, and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of her random comments (click here for more).

MADISON:  I want a sandwich for dinner.

ME:  You got it dude.

MADISON:  I'm not a dude! I'm a rock star.

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Maroon 5 is playing on the radio...

MADISON:  So is this a boy? Or is this a girl?

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Looking at the Orange Juice bottle...

MADISON:  Why does that orange have a straw sticking out of it?

ME:  It's called marketing.

MADISON:  It's called weird.

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Adjusting a plastic crown on her head...

MADISON:  You know, you can never have too many tiaras.

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While shopping, I hold up a large shirt...

ME:  Do you like this nightgown?

MADISON:  It's more like a nightmare.

CHATTY PATTY, VOL. 25

August 31, 2016