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August 31, 2016

I have a running list of comments, phrases, and one liners from Madison that I keep in my phone. I started collecting them when she started talking because almost as soon as she said something that had me laughing hysterically, she said something else funny that made me forget it entirely. I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just my wife, Allison, and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of her random comments (click here for more).

MADISON:  I want a sandwich for dinner.
ME:  You got it dude.
MADISON:  I'm not a dude! I'm a rock star.


Maroon 5 is playing on the radio...
MADISON:  So is this a boy? Or is this a girl?


Looking at the Orange Juice bottle...
MADISON:  Why does that orange have a straw sticking out of it?
ME:  It's called marketing.
MADISON:  It's called weird.


Adjusting a plastic crown on her head...
MADISON:  You know, you can never have too many tiaras.


While shopping, I hold up a large shirt...
ME:  Do you like this nightgown?
MADISON:  It's more like a nightmare.

1 comment

  1. What a wonderful little chatter, her remarks would end with bright glitter and butterflies if there were visuals. Great article. ☺️


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