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October 19, 2016

I have a running list of comments, phrases, and one liners from Madison that I keep in my phone. I started collecting them when she started talking because almost as soon as she said something that had me laughing hysterically, she said something else funny that made me forget it entirely. I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just my wife, Allison, and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of her random comments (click here for more).

MADISON:  Mama, I spilled milk on my dress! I need to change.
ALLISON:  How big is the spot?
MADISON:  Huge. The size of a house. It's serious.


ME:  Why are you putting sequins on my hand?
MADISON:  For decoration.


While eating dinner...
MADISON:  I'm done eating. Beep.
ME:  Beep?
MADISON:  I am a robot. Beep.
ME:  Really?


Rubbing her finger over her teeth...
MADISON:  I think I have a thousand teeth.


Singing in the kitchen...
ME:  Bird. Bird. Bird. Bird's the word.
From the other room...
MADISON:  Bird. Bird. Bird. It rhymes with turd.

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