Skip to main content



April 5, 2017

I have a running list of comments, phrases, and one liners from Madison that I keep in my phone. I started collecting them when she started talking because almost as soon as she said something that had me laughing hysterically, she said something else funny that made me forget it entirely. I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just my wife, Allison, and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of her random comments (click here for more).

MADISON:  You know what?
ME:  What?
MADISON:  Everything is better with sugar and candy.
ME:  Yep. Except too much is bad for your teeth.
MADISON:  Wow. Every party has a pooper.


While eating cotton candy...
MADISON:  Is this fabric? It tastes like fabric.


MADISON:  What are we having for dinner?
ME:  I don't know.
MADISON:  I'll ask Mama, you know she knows everything.


Picks up her Buzz Lightyear toy and runs around...
MADISON:  To Bed, Bath, and Beyond!


MADISON:  You know what my favorite color is?
ME:  Purple.
MADISON:  Nope. Rainbow.
ME:  Rainbow isn't a color though.
MADISON:  Yes, it is. It's ALL the colors.

Post a Comment

Follow @bradleycowan on Instagram