I have a running list of comments, phrases, and one liners from Madison that I keep in my phone. I started collecting them when she started talking because almost as soon as she said something that had me laughing hysterically, she said something else funny that made me forget it entirely. I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just my wife, Allison, and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of her random comments (click here for more).
Sticking out her tongue...
MADISON: Do I have any taste bugs?
MADISON: Do you know why I run from tomatoes?
ME: Nope. Why?
MADISON: Because they can't ketchup!
MADISON: Do you know what diarrhea sounds like?
MADISON: Ploop. Ploop. Splash.
MADISON: True story.
Rubbing her finger all around her mouth...
ME: What are you doing?
MADISON: Did you know my teeth go all the way around back here? Interesting stuff.
After a picnic in the backyard...
MADISON: Let's play duck, duck, chicken! Forget the goose.