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March 19, 2015

I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just my wife, Allison, and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of Madison's random comments (click here for more).

She walks up to me and puts her nose on mine...
MADISON:  Can you smell my breath?


Papa passes her his (very old) flip phone...
PAPA:  Say hey to your uncle.
MADISON:  But that's not a phone.


ALLISON:  You're getting so tall.
MADISON:  I'm just getting old.


Playing Go Fish...
ME:  You and Mama are tied.
MADISON:  That means I'm winning.


Pulls her feet out from under the covers...
MADISON:  Remember these? My feet!


  1. Nope, those are funny to people outside the family as well! But maybe your target audience is parents of toddlers. This kind of humor is our jam right now. I hope you don't mind if I steal this one-liner chronicling feature to write about my own cleverly articulate 3 year old.

    1. Thanks, Rae! Go for it... I think every parent should write down a few of their kid's funny little sayings. It will give us something to look back and laugh on when they're trying our patience as teenagers. Right?


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