CHATTY PATTY, VOL. 22March 4, 2015
I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just my wife, Allison, and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of Madison's random comments (click here for more).
MADISON: People hear things because they have ears.
ALLISON: Yep, that's true.
MADISON: I know it is because I heard it with my ears.
ME: I'm going to run upstairs, I'll be right back.
MADISON: Will you clean my room while you're up there?
ME: No, ma'am.
MADISON: Well, I had to ask just in case.
ME: It's my turn.
MADISON: That's not fair or square.
Cuddling with her mama...
MADISON: Mama, what are you going to do when I turn 16?
ALLISON: I don't know. I don't want to think about it.
MADISON: But I can't make my numbers stop coming.
MADISON: Do you remember Halloween?
ME: I remember all the candy you got.
MADISON: People hooked me up.