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January 7, 2015

I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just my wife, Allison, and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of Madison's random comments (click here for more).

While helping me make chicken noodle soup...
ME:  Don't let me forget to add the rosemary.
A few minutes later...
MADISON:  Daddy, don't forget to add the roast beef.


ALLISON:  Are you ready to go?
MADISON:  Yep, let's rock and roll.


MADISON:  Want to hear something funny, Daddy?
She starts cry-laughing hysterically...
ME:  What? What is it? Tell me. I want to know!
After laughing for several minutes, finally...
MADISON:  Diarrhea. That word makes me laugh so hard.


ME:  You're a wiggle worm.
MADISON:  Did you just call me an animal?


ALLISON:  I love your Daddy.
MADISON:  I know this, Mama. He's your cousin.
ALLISON:  What? No, he's not! He's my husband.
MADISON:  That's what I just said.


  1. LOL diarrhea makes her laugh! Our son loves to talk about poo and pee.
    Kids say the most awesome things. Last night he said my hair smells like flowers. And then he said my husband's hair smells like garbage. LOL.

    1. They're hilarious! Seriously though, what is it about poo and pee that warrants it to be the topic of conversation so often. She laughed so hard over the word diarrhea that I couldn't help but laugh too, it was contagious... the laughing, not diarrhea.


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