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June 21, 2014

I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just Allison and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of Madison's random little comments (click here for more).

We pass through another town and she sees a Target...
MADISON:  Look! I see Target. Where is Pet Mart?
ALLISON:  I don't think they have a PetSmart here.
MADISON:  Oh, no. They need to fix that.


ALLISON:  What's that smell?
ME:  (checking my shoes) It's not me.
MADISON:  It smells like diarrhea.


ALLISON:  It's time to eat chick, let's go.
MADISON:  I'm not a chick. I'm a lady.


Standing up from the dinner table...
ME:  I'm full.
MADISON:  I know. It looks like you have a baby in your belly.


MADISON:  You hear that?
ME:  What?
She pulls the straw in and out of her cup repeatedly...
MADISON:  There's a chicken in my slushie.

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