I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just Allison and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of Madison's random little comments (click here for more).
We pass through another town and she sees a Target...
MADISON: Look! I see Target. Where is Pet Mart?
ALLISON: I don't think they have a PetSmart here.
MADISON: Oh, no. They need to fix that.
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ALLISON: What's that smell?
ME: (checking my shoes) It's not me.
MADISON: It smells like diarrhea.
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ALLISON: It's time to eat chick, let's go.
MADISON: I'm not a chick. I'm a lady.
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Standing up from the dinner table...
ME: I'm full.
MADISON: I know. It looks like you have a baby in your belly.
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MADISON: You hear that?
ME: What?
She pulls the straw in and out of her cup repeatedly...
MADISON: There's a chicken in my slushie.
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