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February 4, 2015

I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just my wife, Allison, and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of Madison's random comments (click here for more).

Getting ready to leave the house...
ME:  When is the last time you used the potty?
MADISON:  40 hours ago.


ALLISON:  I'm cold.
MADISON:  I'm warm as a bumble bee.


While holding her upside down...
MADISON:  Don't hold me upside down. I don't like that at all.
ME:  Why not?
MADISON:  You might drop me and I would crack into a million pieces... then get lost.


After putting a toy box in her room...
MADISON:  Let's organize my toys! It will be so much fun.


MADISON:  Let's go to Gold Navy.
ME:  You mean Old Navy?
MADISON:  I'm talking about GOLD Navy, you know, with the clothes.

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