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SOCIAL MEDIA

CHATTY PATTY, VOL. 10

May 22, 2014

I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just Allison and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of Madison's random little comments (click here for more).


When explaining relationships...
ALLISON:  Nana is my mother and Granddaddy is my father.
ME:  Just like Grandma is my mother and Papa is my father.
MADISON:  So Daddy is my Mama and Mama is Daddy's Mama and Daddy is Mama's Daddy.

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Picking up Barbie Mermaid...
MADISON:  Your hair looks rough, whew girl.

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Playing with her tea set...
ALLISON:  What are you making?
MADISON:  Tea.
ME:  How do you make tea?
MADISON:  Put some sugar in it, stir it up. Put some chocolate kisses in it and stir it up again.

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MADISON:  Mama is the boss.
ME:  Oh, really? Who am I then?
MADISON:  A crocodile.

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At a restaurant and a waitress brings the food to our table...
MADISON:  Here comes the rice!
The waitress sets down the plates...
MADISON:  Whoa, that's a lot of rice. It looks like a mountain.

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