CHATTY PATTY, VOL. 10May 22, 2014
I'm not sure if these are amusing to anyone else or just Allison and me since we're her parents, but I have a feeling we'll look back one day enjoying that we captured some of Madison's random little comments (click here for more).
ALLISON: Nana is my mother and Granddaddy is my father.
ME: Just like Grandma is my mother and Papa is my father.
MADISON: So Daddy is my Mama and Mama is Daddy's Mama and Daddy is Mama's Daddy.
Picking up Barbie Mermaid...
MADISON: Your hair looks rough, whew girl.
Playing with her tea set...
ALLISON: What are you making?
ME: How do you make tea?
MADISON: Put some sugar in it, stir it up. Put some chocolate kisses in it and stir it up again.
MADISON: Mama is the boss.
ME: Oh, really? Who am I then?
MADISON: A crocodile.
At a restaurant and a waitress brings the food to our table...
MADISON: Here comes the rice!
The waitress sets down the plates...
MADISON: Whoa, that's a lot of rice. It looks like a mountain.